None the Less

Mr. Albertu Squinsiss loved women. At least that is what he called it.  For as long as he could remember, he loved women.  Talking to them, looking at them, watching them do just about anything, it was all fascinating.  He was, in all honesty, quite intimidated by them, but he loved them none the less.

So when Mr. Albertu Squinsiss got married, everyone was quite surprised, but at the same time, not surprised.  From the first date to the time of the marriage ceremony was only three months, a quick time span by anyone's standards, the whole thing went off without a hitch.

But there was a problem.  Mr. Albertu Squinsiss still loved women.  The weekend after his wedding found him at the local topless bar, as was typical for him.  The waitresses acted surprised and not a little disgusted at his presence, but they took his tips and attention none the less. 

So the question is, "In the midst of a lap dance, was Mr. Albertu Squinsiss still married?" Of course he was, but it was at that point that he was simply a very bad husband.