“Do you know what
it’s like,” the old man said. “To have no one your equal with whom to speak?”
The teenage boy simply looked at him and smiled. “Don’t smirk at me, you
patronizing little prick,” the old man barked. “You have no idea who I am or of
what I am capable. What are you, 15 years old? Have you ever even left this
little town? Have you ever even loved a woman? Of course not, you have
experienced basically nothing, and your knowledge is just about as bad.”
“Well, it was nice
speaking with you Mr. Solovyov,” the young man said. “I’ll see you next week.”
Standing up the boy slid his chair back and left the room, giving a small wave
as he left the old man’s room.
“Man, he is the
weirdest old dude that I’ve ever met,” he said to his friend as they left the
building.
“Are you still
visiting that old Russian guy,” his friend said. “Why do you do that to
yourself?”
“I don’t know,” he
said. “There’s something about him that is really interesting. Kind of like the
way you look at a car crash when you drive by one. I don’t know, he seems
really smart and stuff but at the same time, he is super grumpy.”
Parting ways as
they reached the end of the sidewalk, his friend turned. “Hey Steve, where’re
you going? The bus is this way.”
“Yeah, I know but
it’s last period and I’ve got everything I need from my locker, so I’m just
going to walk home from here. It’s not that far.”
“All right, see
you tomorrow then.”
Steve walked down
the sidewalk, his head down with the words of Mr. Solovyov ringing in his ears.
“Of course not, you have experienced basically nothing, and your knowledge is
just about as bad.” “I’m not a bad guy,” he said to himself. “I know some
stuff. I’ve had a girlfriend. The old guy just needs to give me a chance.”
Walking through
his front door, he met his mom as she was coming down from upstairs. “Oh hi,
Steve, you’re early today. What’s up, you look a little down?”
“Oh, it’s nothing.
We visited the old folks’ home today during last period. I met that old Russian
guy again, but I can’t seem to get his comments out of my head.”
“Was he being
mean?” she asked. “I mean, the school shouldn’t put you in situations like
that. What was he saying?”
“Apparently, he
thought I was being smug and arrogant, but I wasn’t. He is just so different
from anyone I’ve ever met before. I don’t really know how to interact with
him.”
“Just try asking
him questions about himself,” she suggested. “They say people like to talk
about themselves and you can guarantee that someone that old and from another
culture will have a ton of interesting stories. Anyway, dinner will be ready in
about an hour. Try to be here.”
Lying in his bed
later that evening, the caustic monolog from Mr. Solovyov continued to play in
Steve’s mind. “Aggh, I gotta do
something to stop this. This is crazy,” he thought. Slipping out of bed and
into his exercise clothes, he hurried down the stairs and outside. Breaking
into a sprint, he ran with no real goal in mind. Finally reaching the edge of town,
he turned around and sprinted back. Exhausted, he collapsed on the lawn, mere
inches from vomiting. Waiting for the sensation to subside, he pulled himself
up and returned to his bedroom. Taking a quick shower, he collapsed on his bed
and immediately fell asleep.
In what seemed
like a mere moment, Steve sat up and tried to adjust his eyes to the darkness
of the room.
“Having a good
sleep there, little boy,” came a voice from the chair in the corner of his
room.
Letting out an
involuntary reaction, he strained hard to try to see into the darkness. It was
then that he realized that Mr. Solovyov was sitting in his room.
“Yeah, kind of
weird, isn’t it,” the old man said. “To be lying in your bed and to have a
complete stranger come in and start talking to you. Have you ever thought about
just how strange that is?”
“What… how… what
are you doing here?” Steve blubbered out, more scared than anything.
“Oh, I’m just here
for a visit,” said the old man. “I thought I’d just sit here and look at you as
you lay there in your pajamas. Nothing weird about that, is there?”
Rubbing his face
and eyes, he repeated over and over to himself, “This is just a dream. This is
just a dream.” Throwing himself back down onto his pillow. He realized in that
same split second that his mother was standing over him.
“Hey, wake up,
young man,” she said. “You’re going to be late for school.”
Quickly getting dressed,
he grabbed a muffin from the kitchen counter, grabbed his backpack from below
the coatrack by the front door and hurried out. Meeting his friend at the bus
stop, he launched into the story of his evening.
“I’m telling you,
man, the old guy was in my bedroom last night, like super late. I don’t know
when, but I actually listened to him talk.”
“Nah, that’s nuts,” his friend
answered. “That old guy can barely walk, or not to mention getting out of the old
folks’ home and into your house. You’re just feeling weirded out by the stuff
he was saying.”
“Please don’t tell
me that we’re going to visit them again today,” Steve said. “That would be just
too weird looking at him and talking like nothing happened.”
“Nothing did
happen, Steve. Get a grip on yourself.”
Meeting his friend
at the door to the last period classroom, they sat down and waited. Five minutes passed the beginning of class and
Mrs. Abercrombie was nowhere to be seen.
The door opened
and Principal Johnson came. “There has been a change of plans for your class
today, students,” he said. “Mrs. Abercrombie had to suddenly leave for a family
emergency, so instead, I’ll be taking you to the rest home for a visit.”
Steve dropped his
forehead onto his desk and groaned.
Walking into the
old folks’ home, Steve went straight to Mr. Solovyov’s room and knocked on the door
jamb. The old man was sitting on the edge of his bed, dressed for day.
“Hello, Mr.
Solovyov?” Steve called out. “Looks like we get an extra visit in this week.
How about we go outside and talk?”
“Ah, taking my
advice, huh?” the old man said.
“Pardon? Your
advice?” Steve asked.
“Oh, don’t pretend
like you don’t know what I’m talking about. I knew you punks would be coming so
I hoped that you would heed my suggestion.”
Steve was afraid
to go to bed that evening. Staying up late and watching a movie, he ordered a
pizza delivery towards the end of the film, looking for any excuse to stay up
even later. Finally, well past 1:00 am, he staggered to his bedroom and lay
down, falling asleep immediately. Then like clockwork, he woke, looked at the
clock and seeing 3:33, immediately recognized the old man’s form sitting in the
chair in the corner.
“Wouldn’t want to
miss our little talks, now would you?” the old man said. “Since you seem to
scared to take the lead, I’m going to start telling you stories.”
Steve sat and listened
to the old man recount the Napoleonic invasion of Russia, at which, Mr. Solovyov
claimed to have fought. He listened to stories of the Crimean War of 1853, of World
War 1 and World War 2. He listened to stories of fighting in Turkey, Poland, Lithuania,
and Sweden. He told of all the women he had loved, in Russia, Ukraine, Poland
and France. The French women were his favorite, he said.
Night after night,
the old man would visit and weave fantastic tales of military prowess, both victories
and defeats. Then suddenly, he stopped
visiting. For the next several days, Steve would wake up at 3:33 and look for
Mr. Solovyov but he never came back.
The next
visitation day at the old folks’ home, Steve didn’t go to Mr. Solovyov’s room,
instead he went to the front desk and asked about the old man.
“I’m sorry young
man, Mr. Solovyov passed away three days ago,” the nurse said. “Are you family?”
“No, ma’am, I’m
not. I’m from the school and regularly visited him.”
“Is your name
Steve?” she asked.
“Yes, ma’am, I’m Steve,”
he answered.
“Well, Mr. Solovyov
left clear written instructions that you were to receive this on his passing,”
she said. Handing Steve a thick photo album with a large S on the front, she
smiled at him. “He spoke very highly of you,” she said. “You must have made
quite the impression on him. I don’t know if I ever heard him speak well of
anyone.”
Steve sat down in the
main foyer and began thumbing through the photo album. Picture after picture
passed before his eyes, in every one of them, he recognized Mr. Solovyov in
various military uniforms. As he reached the last page, he came across a document,
written in Russian. From the tiny footprint in black ink, he assumed it was a
birth certificate, dated 1795.
“Uh, ma’am,” he
called out, standing up and walking back toward the desk. “Do you have any idea
how old Mr. Solovyov was?”
“No, I’m sorry, I
don’t,” she said.
Slipping the photo
album under his arm, he slowly walked home.
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