The sun was
gloriously warm that day as Roger sat in the park enjoying his hour-long lunch
break. He had just finished his meatball sandwich, corn chips, and sweet tea
when three individuals walked past that communicated a mixed message regarding
their identity. They were dressed like women but were hairy and shaped like
men, a ponderous situation for Roger as he felt that this attempt at visual
deception was some sort of cruel joke. The trio were holding hands and giggling
like teenage girls, though they were unarguably full-grown adults.
He knew it was
nowhere near Halloween, but their choice of attire communicated something
radically different than reality. Full grown men wearing mini-skirts and halter
tops and behaving in this manner made his head swirl, his stomach turn, and gave
him the urge to flee to somewhere sane, if there truly was anywhere reasonable
left to live. Like driving past a car accident, he couldn’t help but look at
the perverse debacle before him. Within a few moments, he leaned forward and
rested his forehead on his hands.
He could feel his
heart aching, his stomach in a knot, and his emotions swinging between
revulsion, confusion, anger, and disappointment, knowing that his culture had
been heading in this direction for many decades. Standing up, he shook himself
to try to relax and decided to walk for a few minutes before returning to his
office job. As he slowly traversed the sidewalk, he saw more and more of the
same insanity, confusion, and perversion. It took him only a few minutes to
realize that bookstores no longer existed and had been replaced by internet
cafes, taverns, and cannabis dispensaries.
He had been
following the news for the past several years about the steady decline of
literacy, intelligence, and the loss of the ability to write. With multiple
decades of AI basically running the world, mankind had become nothing more than
worker drones to continue a steady stream of barely functional human beings.
Roger was one of the few workers that knew how to read beyond a fifth-grade
level, how to operate a car, how to repair and use basic tools, and create
something tangible with his hands.
He covered a
distance of just under mile before returning to his office. As he sat at his
desk, he looked out upon the teeming masses that seemed to wander aimlessly
across the sidewalks. Most of the women were borderline naked, there were more
addicts than he could count, and children were nearly non-existent. He had a
small number of friends who were married and having children, but even with
this small number of reproductions taking place, the majority of those having
children were relatively uneducated, in essence creating another generation of
ignorant, unskilled, and incapable human beings.
With thirty
minutes left to his day, he opened his Excel spreadsheet to finalize his
projections for the current trajectory of the culture. The rate that AI had
been advancing over the past twenty years continued to accelerate, making more
and more progress with “perfecting” the world as mankind became less and less
capable of doing anything of value. “Twenty years at best,” he muttered to
himself. As the clock ticked to five, he rode the elevator to the parking
garage with a handful of small, hardly intelligible, hardly conversant fellow
human beings.
He drove home,
parked his car in his private garage, and turned on the oven to cook a pizza
for dinner. After he finished eating, he revisited his projections for the
future of mankind, wondering if there was anywhere left in the world untouched
by AI or containing people that possessed even a sliver of ability or
creativity. With an emptiness in his soul, he knew the chances of finding such
a place possibly hovered around one percent. Feeling himself slip into a
mindset of despair, he also felt motivated to sell everything, quit his job,
and take a long road trip to find something different.
By the end of the
week, he stood in an empty apartment with a great deal of cash, which was
rarely seen or used by anyone, as AI had taken full control of electronic
financial activity. He stood in the empty silence looking at his map, trying to
decide if traveling north, south, east or west would provide better results.
After an hour of cogitation, he decided on traveling south, as he had heard of
colonies of people, deliberately ghosting themselves from the outside world,
Luddites was the best term he could think of for describing them, or maybe
Hobbits.
The evening had
drug on for many hours and the sounds from outside declined into near silence.
He penciled out the best path to follow to avoid traffic cameras and
surveillance drones, certain that exposing himself to AI observation would make
his escape into obscurity and non-existence nearly impossible. Through a maze
of side streets and alley ways, he disappeared into the wild, untamed world
outside of the city, surrounded by unending crops and forests, watching the
cityscape disappear behind him.
As he drove into
the darkness, he thought about his co-workers, his neighbors, and the few
people he knew from stores, restaurants, and street corners, nearly all of them
illiterate and incapable of conversing on anything other than sporting events,
movies, and adult film stars. As their names and faces faded from his memory,
he began to imagine living among others like himself who were truly capable of
robust, challenging dialog, asking and answering questions that required
coherent thought.
He had put
together a handwritten plan that contained a list of relatively unknown gas
stations, private fruit and vegetable stands, and off the grid places to rest
and sleep. With a great deal of cash in his pockets, he eventually pulled off
the road and filled his gas tank, his car being one of the few on the road that
still operated on gasoline. He followed his handwritten map until the sun began
to rise, when he eventually found the small town of Blairsville, Georgia with
its abundance of small and safe motels.
Doing his best to
remain obscure, he dropped small hints as he walked around town later that
afternoon, hoping to catch a few small details about where he could ultimately
land and settle into a new life. The further he got away from the city, the
more self-sufficient and educated the non-city folk seemed. He bought a few
groceries, filled his gas tank, and continued in the direction he believed
would have the most promising odds of finding a very small community that would
be free of technology and hopefully contain some educated folks.
He finally arrived
at the beginnings of a small town at the base of hill, when he encountered
several large men with hunting dogs, large trucks, and more guns than he had
ever seen, other than in pictures. After an hour of talking, he finally
convinced them that he was truly looking for a place to escape the insanity of
the computerized world and simply wanted to settle down with real people and
live a normal, healthy, and life free of oppression and control. The largest
man among them gave him a set of handwritten notes with a small map and told
him to ask for Earl when he arrived at the red and white farmhouse and tell him
that Clarence sent him.
He arrived at the
farmhouse, slowly climbed out of his car with his hands raised above his head
in clear view, calling for Earl. Just like his first encounter, he spoke with
Earl for about an hour and was eventually invited to join their small
community, after he explained his level of knowledge and understanding, his
abilities at farming, handiwork, and basic repair skills. When he finally
flopped onto the small bed that had been assigned to him, he could feel the
tension dissipate from his neck, knowing that the ignorance, the ugliness, and
the bestial behavior of the uneducated masses was far, far behind him.
The next day, he
was assigned the responsibility of gathering eggs from the henhouse, where he
met Ellie, who seemed to be particularly drawn to him and remarkably friendly. He
had spent the first twenty years of his adult life alone, never really giving
much thought about finding a wife, but with Ellie’s arrival and attention, his
mind began to change, as her clarity of thought, her beauty, and her abilities
in this small community, all seemed a glorious fit to everything he wanted and
needed.
After six months
of spending every possible moment with Ellie, he had learned how to shoot, how
to hunt, how to fish, and how to listen to the silence around them, being aware
of foreign or technological sounds that would certainly bring trouble if not addressed.
At forty years old, he and she married, began having children, and raised them
free of the perversion and corruption of the outside world.
His heart grew by
three sizes as he watched his children grow, begin to ask questions, to learn,
and to mature into fully functional adults so unlike those he knew in his
former life. Roger, Earl, Earl’s wife and Ellie sat together on Earl’s front
porch when an incredibly loud roaring passed over them, to reveal several dozen
jets headed north. “Well, that doesn’t look too good,” Earl said. “Hopefully,
whoever that is will wipe out the abomination of corruption that lives in the
big cities. This may be the answer to the many problems that they’ve imposed
upon our world. To me, this looks like a new start.”
Roger remained
silent, knowing that this attack was not sourced from other human beings but
was simply the next step as AI was cleansing the planet of the ignorant and
relatively worthless race of mankind. But he also knew that he and his
community would be perfectly safe, as well as the hundreds of other communities
that were scattered across the southern states.
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