Sunday, March 13, 2016

The man who cried banana

Reeking of formaldehyde, he sat on the bench and smiled.  Randolph had been watching the crowd for just over two hours when the police arrived.  Initially, Randolph was nervous, afraid that someone had noticed him, became suspicious and called the authorities. But the two, shiny police officers didn't even look at Randolph as they hurried past, looks of determination creasing their faces.  Randolph relaxed at their passing.
Randolph had documented fourteen in his first category, thirty-seven in his second and nineteen in his third, all of them exemplary. He decided to give himself one more hour and then he would stop for the day, pretty well content with his level of success.  The last hour passed rather uneventfully, with the exception of the young man in short shorts who winked at him, Randolph was the proverbial "fly on the wall."  Gathering his notebook and pen, Randolph started his walk home.